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  1. [Suits]
  2. Spades
  3. Hearts
  4. Clubs
  5. Diamonds
  6.  
  7.  
  8. [Pass Direction Names]
  9. NONE
  10. RIGHT
  11. ACROSS
  12. LEFT
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  14.  
  15. [Players]
  16. "Novice Nellie",1
  17. "Fraidy Freddy",2
  18. "Cautious Cal",3
  19. "Smooth Sam",4
  20. "Crazy Charlie",5
  21. "Vicious Vicky",6
  22. "Cheatin' Chuck",7
  23. "Mystery Guest",8
  24. "Sneaky Sue",4
  25. "Wiley Willie",4
  26. "The CardShark",4
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  28.  
  29. [Pass-2-Me Comments]
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  31. ^Pa^ss ^me ^so^^me easy ^on^es^, U^SER^^. Remember, I'm just a beginner.
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  33. ^Gi^ve^ me^ all^^ your 2's. (^^Oops, sorr^y, ^US^ER. I tho^ug^ht^ we^ we^re playing Go-Fish.)
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  38. I ^don't ^care ^^^what ^you^ pass ^^^me,^as long as it isn't too high or worth any points.
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  40. I ^could ^use ^some ^^low ^cards, ^USER, if you don't mind too much.
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  45. ^Pa^^ss ^ni^ce to ^me^, U^SE^R, ^and^^ I'll pass nice to you next time.
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  50. Pass ^me ^any^thing ^at ^all -- it ^won't^help you anyway!
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  55. You ^know ^I hardly ^^^ever ^sho^ot, ^so ^you^ don't ^have to pass me any Hearts. Trust me!
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  60. ^I ^do^n't ^care^^^ what^ you ^pass^ me. You're getting the Queen anyway!!
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  65. ^Pass ^me ^any^thing ^at all^, you ^can't ^hurt the hand I've got.
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  70. The ^way ^you ^pass^ is^ a ^mystery^ to ^me, USER!
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  75. ^Pass ^me ^three ^cards, ^but^...^|be gentle...
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  80. ^Pass ^this ^way, ^USER, ^and ^do^n't ^be ^giving me any high Spades!
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  85. ^Pass ^three ^cards^ this ^way, USER.
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  87. ^Pass^ me ^some^ good ^ones this time.
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  89. ^I'm ^warn^ing you ^USER, ^if you^ pass^ me any high cards, I'll shoot!!
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  91. ^Pass ^me^ three^ low ^ones, USER
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  93. ^USER, ^ol' ^buddy - ^re^mem^ber ^that ^you're ^pas^sing to me -- your best friend.
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  96. [Pass-2-U Comments]
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  128. ^Here ^you ^go, ^USER
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  130. Co^ns^id^er^ t^^^hose a ^gi^ft, ^US^ER^. ^^^No need to pay me back.
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  132. ^Read ^'em ^and ^weep.
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  134. ^Here's ^your ^cards, ^^^USER.|^Hope^ you like 'em.|(Not!)
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  136. ^I ^hope ^this ^pays ^you ^back ^for^ what^ you^ stuck me with last time, USER.
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  138. ^Re^mem^ber, if life ^gives^ you^ lemons^, ^ma^ke lemonade!
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  140. ^I'm ^glad ^to ^get^ rid^ of ^th^ose turkeys.
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  142.  
  143. [Lead Comments]
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  175. Ev^ery^one ^play
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  177. Any^one^ have^ any^
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  179. Let's^ try^
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  181. ^^Who's^ got^
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  183. ^Show^ me ^your^
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  185.  
  186. [I Took the Trick]
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  217. PATH\QSPLAYD9
  218. ^^^Well, well^^^
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  220. ^Lo^oks^ lik^e^|I took it.
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  222. ^Ju^st ^wh^^^at I wanted^ - ^another trick.
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  224. I thi^nk ^you ^guys ^are^ ^ga^nging up on me!
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  226. ^Can ^I still ^^Shoot ^the^ Moon?
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  228. My ^trick,|I^ be^lieve.
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  230. I ^sm^ell^ a|^c^o^n^^^spiracy.
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  232. Thanks.|^I^ nee^ded that.
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  234. I ^won ^an^oth^er trick?
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  236. ^You ^guys^ are ^goi^ng ^to^ reg^ret that!
  237.  
  238.  
  239. [You Took the Trick]
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  268. You ^to^ok ^t^hat one, USER.
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  271. ^You ^took ^that^ one^, USER.
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  273. ^Y^our tr^ic^^k, USER.
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  275. USER ^to^ok^ the^ trick.
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  277. An^oth^er^ one ^for ^you, USER.
  278.  
  279.  
  280. [Shark Won Dup]
  281. PATH\APPLAUSE
  282. Swim^ in^ my ^waters^, you^'re ^gon^na get bit!
  283. PATH\APPLAUSE
  284. Chomped^ ag^ain!!|  ^I won^ the^ deal.
  285. PATH\APPLAUSE
  286. I won^ the^ deal^.|  ^I'm ^the ^big ^fish ^in ^this^ pond!
  287. PATH\APPLAUSE
  288. I ^out^played^^ you.| ^Next^ time   ^try ^sha^rk ^re^pel^lent!
  289. PATH\APPLAUSE
  290. I ^beat^ you^ that^^ deal.|  Bet^ter ^stick^ to ^the ^kid^die^ pool!
  291. PATH\APPLAUSE
  292. You^ lost^ that^^ deal.| Cha^rlie^ the^ Tuna ^puts^ up ^a ^better^ fight!
  293. PATH\APPLAUSE
  294. You^ 'floun^der^ed'^ pre^tty^ ba^dly^ on^ that^ deal.
  295. PATH\APPLAUSE
  296. A ^Bass^ puts^ up^ a^ fight; ^that^ was^ a ^half^-Bassed try!
  297. PATH\APPLAUSE
  298. You^'re^ the ^main ^cour^se ^at ^toda^y's Shark luncheon!
  299. PATH\APPLAUSE
  300. 'Oh ^the ^Shark  ^ has...      ^Ma^ny ^teeth, ^Babe...'
  301. PATH\APPLAUSE
  302. You ^play^ed ^that^ like^ a ^fish^ o^ut ^of water!!
  303. PATH\APPLAUSE
  304. So^rry, ^Ch^arlie...| ^I w^on ^that^^ deal.
  305. PATH\APPLAUSE
  306. The ^only ^'true ^grit' ^you'^ve ^got ^is sa^nd ^in^ your swim suit!
  307.  
  308.  
  309. [Shark Lost Dup]
  310. PATH\BADMUS
  311. Holy ^Mack^erel! You ^out^played^ ^the Shark?
  312. PATH\BADMUS
  313. I ^lost^ that^ deal?|^^Hmmmm. So^me^thing^ seems^ fis^hy^ here...
  314. PATH\BADMUS
  315. I sh^ould^ have^ sh^arpe^ned ^my ^game^ instead of my teeth!
  316. PATH\BADMUS
  317. You^ won^ the^ deal^^.|    You ^obv^iou^sly ^don't^ know^ who I am!!
  318. PATH\BADMUS
  319. Beat^ me^ again^ and^ you'll^ sleep^ with ^the^ fishes!
  320. PATH\BADMUS
  321. You^ out^-bit^ me!|   ^Has ^any^one ^seen ^my^ dentures?
  322. PATH\BADMUS
  323. You^ won^ that^ deal.| I was^ dis^trac^ted ^by ^a^ mermaid.
  324. PATH\BADMUS
  325. I ^lost^ that^ deal.|It ^must^ have^ been ^some^thing (or ^som^eone)^ I^ ate...
  326. PATH\BADMUS
  327. You^ won^ the^ deal.| Must^ be ^time^ to ^have ^my ^teeth ^rot^ated.
  328. PATH\BADMUS
  329. You^ won^ that^ deal?| How ^would^ you ^like ^to ^meet^ my ^cousin, Jaws?
  330. PATH\BADMUS
  331. I'll ^throw ^in ^this ^hand if ^you'll^ throw ^in ^a leg.
  332. PATH\BADMUS
  333. You^ won^ an^ot^her ^^deal?|^^Oh, ^clam^ up!!
  334.  
  335.  
  336. [Shark Tied Dup]
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  338. ^Ah, ^c'mon. A ^tie ^is like^ kiss^ing ^a ^mackerel!
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  340. ^^Tied?  Well, ^I was^ play^ing ^with^ one^ fin^ behind^ my ^back^^.
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  342. ^^Tied?  ^^^^^^^(Yawn)|^ I wond^er ^what's^ on ^T^V...
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  344. Step ^out ^of ^that ^boat^ for^ a ^minute ^and ^I'll^ show^ you a tie!
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  346. A tie^ is ^about^ as ^sat^is^fying ^as ^ch^omp^ing^ on a wooden leg.
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  348. ^^Tied?  Gue^ss ^I^ bet^ter ^slip^ the^ de^aler^ a fin.
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  350. ^An^ot^^^her tie?|^^^^^^Bo-^^^^^^ring...
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  352. ^^Tied. Care^ to d^o^ub^le ^the bet? Sha^ll ^we^ say^^^ -^ BOTH legs?
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  354. ^^Tied. Wa^ke ^me ^up^ if th^ings^ get ^a^n^y livelier...
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  356. ^An^ot^^^her tie. Think^ I'll^ go^ wat^ch ^the ^gold^fish^ float on their backs...
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  358. ^^Ti^ed^^ again?|Keep^ this^ up ^and ^I'm ^going^ to ^get ^a^ little crabby!
  359. NO-FILE
  360. Ties^ are ^dull.     ^Wa^nn^a ^bob ^for^ appl^es^ instead?
  361.  
  362.  
  363. [Queen To Me]
  364. PATH\QS2ME8
  365. ^^Oh ^my ^^God,^ you^ litt^^le geek.
  366. PATH\QS2ME16
  367. ^^^What ^is ^your^ problem?
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  372. PATH\QS2ME4
  373. ^I've ^just ^about^ had^ enough of you.
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  380. PATH\QS2ME3
  381. ^I ^sho^uld^ ha^ve^ ^put ^on my ^patent^ed,^ wa^ter-resistent, stuponitron helmet.
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  400. PATH\QS2ME1
  401. ^^Ow!  ^^^^^^^^Ooooowwww!!
  402. PATH\QS2ME2
  403. ^^^^^^^Oooohhh
  404. PATH\QS2ME4
  405. ^I've ^ju^st ^a^b^out^^ had enough of you.
  406. PATH\QS2ME15
  407. ^^Great ^horny-^toads!
  408. PATH\QS2ME5
  409. ^I ^^me^ant to do that.
  410. PATH\QS2ME6
  411. ^^M^ost^ ex^tra^^ordinarily bad.
  412. PATH\QS2ME7
  413. ^^Oh my ^^God!
  414. PATH\QS2ME9
  415. ^Don't ^give^ me^ that,^ you ^sn^otty^-faced ^heap of parrot droppings.
  416. PATH\QS2ME10
  417. ^I'^m ^hav^ing a ^^^bad day!
  418. PATH\QS2ME11
  419. ^^^^^^^^^^^bleaaaahhh
  420. PATH\QS2ME12
  421. ^I ^fe^^^el like a dork.
  422. PATH\QS2ME13
  423. ^Well, ^he^re's ^an^^^oth^er ^nice ^mess ^you^'ve gotten me into.
  424. PATH\QS2ME14
  425.                  Suff^erin'    ^^suc^o^tash. Ya didn't ^h^ave^ to ^^^over^do ^it.
  426. PATH\QS2ME17
  427.           I ^ha^ve^ ne^ve^r ^^^^been^ t^hi^s ^^^an^^^^^gry in my entire life!
  428. PATH\QS2ME18
  429. ^You^ c^an^ cal^^l ^^me stupid.
  430. PATH\QS2ME19
  431. ^^Thi^^^s sucks.
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  434. [Queen To You]
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  451. ^^^Die!       ^^^^Die!
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  465. PATH\QS2U1
  466. ^It ^can ^on^ly^ b^e attri^but^abl^e to human error.
  467. PATH\QS2U2
  468. ^So^me^time^^s y^ou^r w^ea^lt^h ^^of ignorance astounds me
  469. PATH\QS2U3
  470. ^Ex-      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^cuuuuuuse...|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^mmmeeeeeee!
  471. PATH\QS2U4
  472. H